The "New" Chicken

I was looking through my old book of randomness the other day , and ran into a poem I wrote when I was in 5th grade. It was cute and kind of funny, so here it is:

Eulogy for a Frog
by: Bryan Campione
There once was a frog named Tad;
who lived on a lilypad.
He was caught by an old man,
and stir-fried with Spam;
Poor Tad never hopped again.

But in the belly of the man,
who ate Tad and all of that Spam,
stayed Tad's ghost,
the old man moped;
who could only ribbit 'til HE croaked!



Mmmm, frog legs that repeat; just the mere thought of that is enough to make one go vegetarian!!!